My Name Joe

												
From: rickl1@IX.netcom(точка)com (Rick L)
Subject: CrD:   My Name  Joe       Lucy Kaplansky    Chords/Lyrics
Date: Fri, 24 Oct 1997 02:27:04 GMT

Lucy Kaplanski   My Name Joe   written by  David Massengill

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Joe threw another tantrum
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Be could not to be understood
   D#              A#
Be cries like baby Samson
    F
Bis English is not good

Joe's boss of the kitchen
           A#
But on the outside he knows
D#               A#
Low man on  the totem's
        F
Wearing giveaway clothes

Joe he  fights the good fight
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Be wears a white uniform
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The waiters are all artists
    F
Out chasing unicorns

Joe works fourteen hours
      A#
After ten he starts to booze
        D#         A#
Be gets very sentimental
      F
Oh he sings the buddah blues
D# A#               F
Be sings the buddah blues
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My name Joe  my name Joe
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There is a king in Thailand
D#     F         D#  A#      D#  A#
And he plays the jazz drum
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Be has a fine and healthy son
D# F      D#      A#
Oh no I'm not the one
D# A#   F
My name Joe
F
On the wall by the time clock
      A#
Joe's beaming from a photograph
        D#       A#
Someone drew across his face
    F
The waiters began to laugh

Joe picked up a hatchet
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And he tenderized the wall
    D#          A#
And when he got through
         F
Time clock wasn't punching anymore

The waiters ran for cover
          A#
The maitre d' began to lisp
    D#               A#
The drunkard in the corner
         F
Said his lettuce was not crisp

Owner called immigration
             A#
Said there's someone you should know
         D#     A#
Be's an illegal alien
      F
And I think his name is Joe
D#   A#                F
Oh I know his name is Joe
        A#           D#
My name Joe  my name Joe
      A#           D#  A#    D#  A#
There is a king in Thailand
D#     F         D#  A#      D#  A#
And he plays the jazz drum
A#                D#      A# D#  A#
Be has a fine and healthy son
D# F      D#      A#
Oh no I'm not the one
D# A#   F
My name Joe
F
Came the man from immigration
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Said I've got a job to do
     D#         A#
Easy questions easy answers
     F
Just point  me to the kitchen crew

Be asked Leroy from Barlem
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Be asked Cisco from Mexico
              D#               A#
Be asked the white trash from Tennessee
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Thet all said my name Joe

My name Joe  my name Joe
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The maitre d' he sputtered
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The kitchen crew they roared
     D#               A#
And while they were arguing
    F
Joe slipped out the back door

On the beach Joe tries to listen
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To the heartbeat of a whale
D#          A#
Bow it echoes his own heartbeat
        F
And the distance he has sailed
D#      A#              F
Oh the distance he has sailed
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My name Joe  my name Joe
      A#           D#  A#    D#  A#
There is a king in Thailand
D#     F         D#  A#      D#  A#
And he plays the jazz drum
A#                D#      A# D#  A#
Be has a fine and healthy son
D# F      D#      A#
Oh no I'm not the one
D# A#   F
My name Joe