Nothing Ever Happens

												
F                               Dm
Post office clerks put up signs saying position closed
F                           Dm
And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats
 A#          F
Janitors padlock the gates

     Gm          A#
      C           A#
For security guards to patrol
     A#               F
And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink

           Gm             A#
            C              A#
While the married ones turn on a chat show

      F             Gm                 F
       F             A#                 F
And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

[snip]

 F            A#       F                 A#
Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all
     Dm            A#
The needle returns to the start of the song
       C             A#
And we all sing along like before

          F                Gm                 F
           F                A#                 F
And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

Then before verse 4 there's a wee instrumentally bit over the chords:

Gm  Dm  Gm  Dm  G  F  G  F

Also, there's a second guitar with capo on the 5th fret playing:

Verse:  C Am C Am F C G F C G F (C F C)
Chorus: C F C F Am F G F C F C
Instr:  Dm Am Dm Am D C D C

Bope this is of some use, and not too wrong.

Martin McCarthy - mmc@ehabitat.demon.co.uk

From: Dan Rolander