Get Off The Air

												
Intro:		F#    B  C# (2x bass only)

F#                 B      C#
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
      F#
Flame up the herb
     B        C#
Woof down the beer (2x and continues on background)

(click!)

F#                 B  C#
Hi! I'm your video DJ
  F#          B             C#
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
F#             B        C#         F#   B  C#
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

   F#        B        C#
My job is to help destroy
       F#            B   C#
What's left of your imagination
   F#          B       C#
By feeding you endless doses
   F#           B       C#
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

   F#           B    C#
So don't create Be sedate
     F#           B              C#
Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial
   F#          B          C#
If we have our way even you will believe (Fun fun fun... ends)
F#
This is the future of rock and roll

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Intro:		F#    B  C# (2x bass only)

F#                 B      C#
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
      F#
Flame up the herb
     B        C#
Woof down the beer } (2x and continues on background)

(click!)

F#                 B  C#
Hi! I'm your video DJ
  F#          B             C#
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
F#             B        C#         F#   B  C#
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

   F#        B        C#
My job is to help destroy
       F#            B   C#
What's left of your imagination
   F#          B       C#
By feeding you endless doses
   F#           B       C#
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

   F#           B    C#
So don't create Be sedate
     F#           B              C#
Be a vegetable at home And thwack on that dial
   F#          B          C#
If we have our way even you will believe  (Fun fun fun... ends)
F#
This is the future of rock and roll

(M.T.V GET OFF THE AIR!)

    F#              B A
How far will you go
    F#                 B A
How low will you stoop
   B               A               B            A
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

       F#                    B A
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
     F#                 B A
Into Pat Boone sedation
B           A              B           D
Making sure nothing's left of the imagination

C#     B
M.T.V. Get off the
C#     B
M.T.V. Get off the
C#     B           F#
M.T.V. Get off the air } 2x

E           F#
Get off the air

F#            B A F#          B A
See the latest rejects     from the muppet show
B               A
Wag their tits and their dicks
        B            A
As they lip-synch on screen

        F#
There's something I don't like
 B    A F#            B A
About a band who always smiles
  B         A
Another tax write-off
         B          D
For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air...

Get off the air
Get off the air
            F# F E D# C#
Get off the air

(bass break - following line twice: 1st time with bass only, 2nd time with
 guitar playing chords above)

  C#       B        C#       B        F#       E        F#       E

[g ----------------------------------------------------------------
d ------------1-------3-----------4-----4-21-----4-4-6-4-21-----
a 4-4---4-2-2---2-4-4---4-2---4-24----4-------4-2-------------4-2-
e ----4-----------------------------------------------------------]

(and this once)

  C#       B        C#       B        F#       E        C#

[g ----------------------------------------------------------------
d ------------1-------3-----------4-----4-21-----4---------------
a 4-4---4-2-2---2-4-4---4-2---4-24----4-------4-2-----------------
e ----4-----------------------------------------------------------]

C#m  B  A  G# } (2x trumpet or something)

    C#    B
And so it was
    C#                B
Our beloved corporate gods
F#             E          F#    E
Claimed they created rock video
C#             B              C#       B
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
   F#         E         C#
As commercial TV has in 25

C#m             B
"It's the new frontier," they say
     A              G#
It's wide open, anything can happen
    C#m
But you've got a lot of nerve
            B
To call yourself a pioneer
                A
When you're too god-damn conservative
        G#
To take real chances.

C#        B
Tin-eared
      C#    B         F#
Graph-paper brained accountants
E                F#   E
Instead of music fans
C#           B              C#               B
Call all the shots at giant record companies now
    F#              E         C#
The lowest common denominator rules

C#m
Forget honesty
B
Forget creativity
    A
The dumbest buy the mostest
           G#
That's the name of the game

    C#m
But sales are slumping
    B
And no one will say why
A                   G#
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

C#       B           F#
M.T.V. - Get off the air!

F#
NOW!

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Some chords may be missing in the fast part and the bass line probably
isn't very accurate. At least it's played higher, I think. Corrections
are naturally welcome.