Ironic

												
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 An old man turned ninety-eight
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 He won the lottery and died the next day
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 It`s a black fly in your chardonnay
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 It`s a death row pardon two minutes to late
 
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 Isn`t it ironic... don`t you think
 
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 Chorus:    It`s like rain on your wedding day
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            It`s a free ride when you`ve already paid
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            It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take
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            Who would have thought... it figures
 
 Mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly
 He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
 He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight
 And as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn`t this nice..."
 
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 And isn`t it ironic... don`t you think?
 
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 Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
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 When you think everything is okay and everything`s going right
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 And life has a funny way of helping you out when
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 You think everything`s gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
 
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 A traffic jam when you are already late
 A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
 It`s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
 It`s like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
 
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 And isn`t it ironic... don`t you think?
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 A little too ironic... and yeah i really do think...
 
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 Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
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 Life has a funny, funny way  of helping you out - helping you out