Hbo Episode 2

												
Tenacious D - Episode 2 (HBO)

All songs tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail

There are different recordings out there of some of
these songs that might be played slightly different.

These are tabbed straight from episode 2 on HBO

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Cosmic Shame
tabbed by Leebop - leebop99@hotmail

F#    - (244322)
E     - (022100)
A     - (X02220)
B     - (X24442)
Bsus4 - (X24452)


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If I wasna say just one thing to y?all tonight
I?d say set the artist free
I?m talkingut this artist in here, set it free
I?m saying quit your day job
Now I know a lot of you people here, you?re saying
I can?t quit my day job, I kids to feed Jack
Quit your day job,us on your

crafts, one time, before its all over, you?ve died, you?ve
squandered it, ya fuckin robots
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Now after aple of years, of youusing earnestly on
your craft,KG and I will swoop in
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we will check out your progress, and we will encourage you
totinue,  or we will say
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F#
Stop.  And then seriously you must stop, or penalties will be
created and enforced

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Sometimes youlow you heart   sometimes your heart cuts a fart
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That?s themic shame   That?s themic shame
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F#
and I know what you are saying now
E             A
what makes you guys so fuckind
               B
I?t fuckin know, and I?t like it
F#          E                     A
I say upng ha ha ha  why can?t everybody fuckin have it
               B                   F#
Cause this is the thing, some people learn it on the streets

Some people learn it in the schools
          B                        Bsus4    B
Me andKG, we were fuckinn with ites,

just check it out

F#                  E
Ri bip ba dip dip dididip     Dididip dip dididip

A          B
Didididididuuudooo    dididipduuudooo

F#             E
dit    di di di dit   da Do Do    Do Do Do   da
Gigugit Gigugigugit git gigugigugit git  du ba dip gip

A             B
Do Do Do Do oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
That shit came off the top of my fuckin head y?all

F#                    E
(Off the top of his head y?all, off the top of his head y?all)
    Ahh  God          why           why          why

A                      B
(Off the top of his head y?all,   ahhhhh)
        why            why           why

                F#
It?s themic shame

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Sasquatch

Bm - (X24432)
A  - (X02220)
E  - (022100)
F# - (X4432X)
G  - (X5543X) and (355433)
C  - (X35553)

(Bm)              A
   There was some scientists
E               A
trying to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Bm         A           E      F# G F#
  then they figured out it was a missing link.
Bm             A          E            A
  In Search of Sasquatch, that was a kickass in search of
     Bm      A     E
with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the jams, Baaii
Bm             A          E              A
  He captured imagination, of people all around the globe
Bm             A                E     F# G F#
  His name was Sasquatch so I?m told
Bm             A              C            G      Bm
  His legend?s ancient in the ancient scribe of the indian tribe
A        E     F# G F#  Bm
  Apache tribe

Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch, he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of hist now you know he?s real
Listen real close to the audiotape now you will know that he?s real
Couldn?t be a man inilla suit, no fuckin way, no you know he?s real
Real, real, real real, real, real, really real real

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Don?t take this personally, cause its notut your playing
No, Dude, your drumming is kickass
Its just that the D, its always just been me andKG
And we?re just nottable being a power trio

                    Ie there is no hard feelings
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     Sasquatch               We know your legend?s
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  real               Sasquatch
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  We know your love is    real
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     Sasquatch
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You and Tenacious D are real.


This part is played while Sasquatch is runningn ally.