2000 Man

												
Intro:  Instrumental

        A                   E7               A
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film
(A)                           E7            A
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill
          D                     A/Asus4
Don`t you know I`m the two thousand man?
       D                          A     G  A  E7
And my kids, they just don`t understand me at all

[same chords:]
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her
I am having an affair with a random computer
Don`t you know I`m the two thousand man?
And my kids, they just don`t understand me at all

     A    D  A     (A)            D  A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,
     A    D  A      E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
     A    D   A    (A)            D   A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
     A    D   A     E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
     D(?)
      Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing
     B7                 E7
       like it did when you were young?
     A
       Or did you come down crashing
     E7                            A
       seeing all the things you`d done?
     E7                    A
       Oh it`s a big put - on

     A              D             A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
     (A)            E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
     A              D             A
       Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
     (A)            E7            A
       Oh mommy, be proud of your sun

[Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.
Moving to D]

          D                     A/Asus4
Don`t you know I`m the two thousand man?
       D                          A     G  A  E7  (hold)
And my kids, they just don`t understand me at all

A  D  E7  A