How peculiar

												
G      F                G
I am all of the above babe
F                       G
Johnny long strokes to the grave
F              D           G           C
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle
Rub me rub me up right lovely
If you lick it, then lick it battery
Good and properly all night if you want
G  D C                        G   D
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
C                   G D
I need for you to love me so much
C                  A
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush
      Bb                        G
Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush
G-F....D Bb C
C
How peculiar
Bend your long legs against the sofa
In the Dorchester you can get your all brain
I'm not into hard sports
Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Jesus all the things my head is going through
God what am i gonna do with this crush
Just whack the old man out and get it up
against your tush
How peculiar
Jesus what am I to do man
I am a depressed man
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
How peculiar
I am all of the above man
I have what you want man
If you want me here i am
Come and get it baby
Uhh!