Fake Plastic Trees

												
A                           Asus4
    Her green plastic watering can
Dmaj9/F#                    E6
    For her fake chinese rubber plant
Dsus2          A        Dsus2
    In fake pla-ah-stic earth
A                                 Asus4
    That she bought from a rubber man
Dmaj9/F#                 E6
    In a town full of rubber plans
Dsus2         A            Dsus2
    To get ri-i-d of itself

              Dsus2/B
It wears her out
              A
It wears her out
              Dsus2/B
It wears her out
              A      Asus4
It wears her out

A                           Asus4
She lives with a broken man
Dmaj9/F#                    E6
A cracked polystyrene man
Dsus2          A        Dsus2
Who just crumbles and burns
A                                 Asus4
He used to Do surgery
Dmaj9/F#                 E6
For girls in the eighties
Dsus2         A            Dsus2
But gravity always wins

         Dsus2/B
And it wears him out
              A
It wears him out
              Dsus2/B
It wears him out
        Asus4    A
It wears
              
A                           Asus4
She looks like the real thing
Dmaj9/F#                    E6
She tastes like the real thing
Dsus2          A        Dsus2
My fake plastic love
A                                 Asus4
But I can't help the feeling
Dmaj9/F#                 E6
I could blow through the ceiling
Dsus2         A            Dsus2
If I just turn and run


         Dsus2/B
And it wears him out
              A
It wears him out
              Dsus2/B
It wears him out
        Asus4    A
It wears       Amaj7

                Dsus2/B
And if i could be

Who you wanted
            A
If I could be

who you wanted
E6  Dsus2/B
A---ll the time
  A
All the time
       E6
Ah ah ah