Stone Cold Crazy

												
 Verse
 Gm
 Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was
 Dreamiing I was Al Capone, There`s a
 rumour goin` round gotta clear outta town, I`m
 smelling like a dry fish-bone.

 Here come the law gonna break down the door gonna
 carry me away once more
 Never! I never never wnat it anymore
 Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

 Chorus
 C
 Crazy
 Bb
 Stone cold crazy you know.

 Gm        Bb
 Gm        C
 Gm        Bb
 Gm        C

 Repeat first part of verse with following words:

 Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon
 And I`m playing on my slide trombone
 Anymore, anymore cannot take it anymore
 Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

 Chorus

 Walking down th street
 Shooting people that I meet
 With my rubber Tommy water gun
 Here come the deputy
 He`s gonna come and getta me
 I gotta get up and run
 They got the sirens loose
 I ran right outa juice
 Theyr`e gonna put me in a cell
 If I can`t go to heaven
 Will they   let me go to hell?

 Chorus