I Wish I Was Him

												
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 verse1:		i feel real stupid when i say it out loud
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 like i'm just jealous of a silver cloud
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 he looks real good, he drinks diet coke
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 he gets his enemies sent by air not boat
  chorus:		tacket          D                         G
 i wish i was him,  gets the women at his feet
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 with all his cool friends,  has no enemies
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 i wish i was him ,  gets his records for free
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 i wish i was him,
  2nd&3rd verse and chorus same chords
  verse2:		he's got six different flannel shirts, airwalks not thongs
 he even understands the words to all the pavement songs
 he's got the coolest new guitar toys
 he even loves SMUDGE and the Beastie Boys
  chorus2:	same lyrics
  verse3:		well i feel alot better now that i let it all out
 he's got big biceps and a masculine shout
 it's not that i'm tryin' to be mean
 but he plays guitar much faster than me
  chorus3:	still same lyrics